召回
欢迎归来 伙计们 Welcome back, boys.
有人曾说过 As somebody once said...
这两样东西有着天壤之别 失败 there's a difference between a failure...
召回通告
和惨败 anda fiasco.
小心脑袋 Watch your head.
我很好 I'm fine.
失败只不过是因为成功没有露面 A failure is simply the non-presence of success.
伊丽莎白镇
任何傻瓜都会失败 Any fool can accomplish failure.
我很好 I'm fine.
他来这里干什么 What the hell's he doing here?
但是惨败 But a fiasco...
惨败是带有神话色彩的灾难 A fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions.
惨败是讲给别人听的故事 A fiasco is a folktale told to others...
让他人暗自庆幸 that makes other people feel more alive...
因为灾难没落在他头上 because it didn't happen to them.
我很好 I'm fine.
我带你去见菲尔 免得你迷路 I'll take you to Phil so you don't get lost.
麦克力全球制鞋公司 实际上就是菲尔 Mercury Worldwide Shoes, which is actually Phil...
收藏了一些美国最优秀的画家的杰作 contains some of America's finest artists'masterworks...
只有那些赶赴重要会面的人才能见到 seen only by people heading for very important meetings...
或是因为升职 a promotion...
或者相反 or otherwise.
我们不仅是员工 菲尔曾经说过 We are notjust employees, as Phil once said.
我们更是创造伟大的精英 We are denizens of greatness.
菲尔说 世上很多人功成名就靠的是负面的手段 Phil says, The world is full of those who achieve through negativity...
或偷窃 or theft.
我们成功靠的是独创的想法 We succeed through original thought.
鞋不只是鞋 A shoe is notjust a shoe.
它把我们与大地相连 It connects us to the Earth.
好鞋子可以带着我们走四方 The right shoe can transport us...
让我们相信我们可以做得更好 make us believe we are capable of more.
但是要实现伟大的目标需要牺牲 But there are sacrifices for a goal like pure greatness.
比如生日或是去年圣诞和我家人团聚的机会 Like birthdays or last Christmas with my family.
日 圣诞节
因我们的主基督 阿们 through Christ our Lord. Amen.
开吃吧 别取笑我的厨艺 Dig in. And no making fun of my cooking.
-这一定是家里做的 -爸爸 -This must be homemade. -Oh, Dad.
然而我们在麦克力有时会庆祝一些古怪的东西 Though we sometimes celebrate odd things at Mercury...
比如意大利人发明橡胶的日子 like the day the ltalians invented rubber.
当然橡胶并不是他们发明的 不过这是别话 Which they didn't, of course. But that's beside the point.
德鲁到底在哪里 Where exactly is Drew, anyway?
我们为鞋子上带来了魔力 We've contained magic in a shoe!
它应该让人有一种踩着云彩行走的感觉 It was meant to approximate walking on a cloud.
如果你需要什么东西的话 Hey, ifyou ever need anything around here...
我愿意效劳 I'm your girl.
任何真正学鞋类功能设计的人 Any true student of functional shoe design...
都是菲尔本人的学生 is also a student of Phil himself.
他是位大师 He is a master.
而菲尔对人们的需求的天生敏锐 And Phil's innate wisdom of what people want and need...
在此之前从未失败过 has never failed to date.
我很好 I'm fine.
他还非常着迷数字2 He's also obsessed with the number two.
这是菲尔珍爱的诺曼·洛克威尔的两幅作品 These are Phil's prized two Norman Rockwells.
这两幅画曾经挂在肯尼迪的 The pair ofpaintings that once hung outside the White House office...
白宫办公室外 of John F. Kennedy.
对了 这两扇珍贵的门 And yes, the two treasured doors...
是菲尔在突尼斯度假时从一所教堂买来的 Phil once purchased from a church on vacation in Tunisia...
并且运送回来 那数目说出来都吓人 and had sent back home for a total cost too enormous to mention.
七十六万两千美元 $762, 000.
每一扇 Each.
再等两分钟 我就可以让你进去了 Just two more minutes and I can send you in.
因为我们现在有点时间 Because we have a moment here...
让我来告诉你 我最近私底下已经成了 let me tell you that I have recently become a secret connoisseur...
告别目光的鉴赏家 of last looks.
你知道最后一次见你时人们的那种目光吗 You know the way people look at you when they believe it's for the last time?
我开始收集这些目光 I've started collecting these looks and...
好了 他可以见你了 Okay, he's ready for you.
眼下就有这样的目光 There's one right now.
你好吗 德鲁 How are you, Drew?
我真想从那架直升机的窗口跳出去 I wanted to jump out ofthe window ofthat helicopter...
散落在那些树上 真的 and just splatter on the trees, to tell you the truth.
别这样 Don't do that.
不就是钱吗 It's only money.
美国人的心理一片混乱 德鲁 而我们失策了 The American psyche is in turmoil, Drew, and we have miscalculated.
对不起 I'm sorry.
对这种情况我没有制订过规定 I have no rulebook for this situation.
他们告诉我说我们将要损失 They tell me that we are about to lose 972...
9亿7千2百万 million dollars.
我 I am...
对于失败没有准备 ill-equipped in the philosophies of failure.
跟我来 德鲁 Walk with me, Drew.
我的篮球队 My basketball team.
他们还不知道呢 They don't even know yet.
我的全球环境监测计划要泡汤了 My Global Environmental Watchdog project will have to go.
都是好人哪 Sweet people.
我们原本可以拯救地球 We could have saved the planet...
但是 but...
我要怎么跟你说 才能让9亿7千2百万的概念 How do I make the concept of$972,000,000...
对你更形象 more real to you?
那是一个中等国家的 It's the operating budget of a midsize country...
一个小型文明的运作预算 a small civilization.
大数目 It's big!
这么大的数目 It's so big...
差一点就是十亿美元了 you could round it off to a billion dollars.
我最近哭了很多次 I cry a lot lately.
对全球未来的承诺 The promise of a global future...
给毁了 就因为一只极富创造力的鞋子 你的设计 pinned to a groundbreaking shoe, your design...
新型材料 本周隆重上市的 with a new form of material, launched this week to great fanfare.
可现在 面对潮水般涌来的嘲笑 And now, meeting a growing international roar of laughter...
和退货 and rejection.
以至于我收到了这样的条子 Enough to cause this memo...
DCS公司的CEO 杰弗里·巴洛写来的 from Jeffrey Barlow, CEO of DCS.
这一曾经倍受期待的产品 This once highly-anticipated product...
可能会让整一代人重新开始赤脚 may actually cause an entire generation to return to bare feet.
我们将会 We are about to enter...
一落千丈 a free-fall plunge.
你现在听到的声音就是我们轰然撞墙的声音 And the sound you hear is the sound of shit hitting the fan.
在全世界范围内 Globally.
你听到了吗 You hear it?
我真希望我能做点什么 I wish there was something I could do.
真的有 Actually, there is.
楼下一个房间里有一位来自《今日全球商业》的记者 In a room downstairs is a reporter from Global Business Today.
我们需要让他明白 We need to make him understand...
我们是从我们的全国奖学金计划中聘请的你 we hired you from our National Scholarship Program.
我们对你的才华给予了支持和投资 We supported, invested in your brilliance.
这是一次很有创新的努力 This was a very creative endeavor...
我想你应该站出来 and I think you should stand up...
为你的惊人成就负责 for your incredible work.
你没问题吧 You okay?
我 I'm...
这有点像比别人都先知道飞机将要坠地 对吗 It's a little bit like knowing the plane's going down before anyone else, isn't it?
-这要发行多久 一周 -一周 -When does this run, a week? -A week.
周日傍晚发行 各报摊都会有 Come Sunday evening, it'll be on the stands.
最后还要说点什么吗 Any last words?
在那一刻 我知道了 And in that moment, I knew.
我知道我们是在最后时刻聘用了你 不过 I know we hired you at the last minute but...
成功 Success...
成功 而不是伟大 Success, not greatness...
才是天底下人膜拜的唯一的神灵 was the only god the entire world served.
我可爱的家 Home sweet home.
八年了 日日夜夜 Eight years. Night and day.
你能想像吗 Can you imagine?
一辈子因为一只鞋就完戏了 An entire life wrapped up in a shoe.
喂 Yello?
德鲁 我是你妹妹 Drew? It's your sister.
我有个非常糟糕的消息 I have some really bad news.
你能明天打给我吗 Could you call me tomorrow?
不行 No.
-你能稍微晚点打给我吗 -不行 亲爱的 -Could you call me a little later? -No, honey.
爸爸死了 Dad died!
他在肯塔基州心脏病发作 He had a heart attack back in Kentucky.
他当时还在戴尔叔叔那里作客 He was still visiting Uncle Dale.
妈妈完全愣了 Mom is in total shock.
你必须来处理 You have to handle this.
你是长子 You're the oldest.
你要负起这个责任 You're the responsible one.
我不知道他干嘛要去肯塔基州 I don't know why he went to Kentucky.
我不知道那儿有什么可吸引他的 I don't know what the attraction was.
他生在那里 He was born there.
那儿的人从来不喜欢他 从来没有 They never liked me there. They never have.
德鲁会照顾好一切的 Drew will take care of everything.
亲爱的 你知道因为宝宝我去不了 Honey, you understand I can't go because of the baby.
-我两天后回来 -我会守在电话旁边的 -I'll be back in two days. -I'll man the phones.
他们总认为是我把他从他们那里抢走的 I'll always be the one that snatched him away from them.
这个家庭的两边从来没能好好相处过 The two sides of this family have never integrated well...
所以去了那边别指望交到很多朋友 so don't expect to make a lot of friends when you go there.
-德鲁从不交朋友 妈妈 -我有朋友 -Drew doesn't make friends, Mom. -I have friends.
-蓝西装你带了吗 -我带了蓝西装 -Do you have the blue suit? -I have the blue suit.
他很喜欢那件傻傻的蓝西装 He loved that silly blue suit.
天知道我有没有让他真正开心过 God only knows if I made him truly happy.
我到了肯塔基会打电话回来的 我早上会到 I'll call from Kentucky. I'll be there in the morning.
-我们有个计划 -我们有个计划 -We have a plan! -We have a plan...
你要抬头挺胸 and you hold your head up high...
别忘了 你是作为这个家族有史以来最成功的男人 because don't you forget, you go back there as the most successful man...
回到那里的 别让他们耍什么花招 in the history ofthis family. Don't let them try anything.
天哪 我得打电话通知别人 Oh, my God. I have to call people.
我得收拾一下办公室 我是寡妇了 I have to clean out the office, I'm a widow!
我们会处理的 我们会处理的 We'll figure this out, we'll figure this out.
只要把爸爸接回家 要快 Just get Dad home. Hurry.
我还等着一切从头开始 现在一切却已经结束了 I was still waiting for everything to start, and now it's over.
我会带他回家的 I'll bring him home.
等等 过来 来 来 Wait, wait! Stay close. Come, come, come.
你老爸常说什么来着 Now, what was it that Dad always said?
-塞翁失马 -焉知非福 -If it wasn't this...-It would be something else.
好 你走吧 你走吧 你要让他骄傲 Now, you go. You go and you make him proud.
记得打电话回来 告诉我情况 好吗 好了 And you call and tell me what's going on, okay? All right.
我要去肯塔基州 I would go to Kentucky...
给我父亲穿上蓝西装 带他回家 put my father in the blue suit, bring him home...
然后再回到那辆自行车上 and then get back on that bike.
没有什么可以阻止这个计划 Nothing would stop the plan.
先生 Sir.
您乘坐这次航班 帮我们大家都保住了饭碗 By flying this flight, you've helped save all our jobs.
至少是我的饭碗 甚至可能是整个航空公司的 Definitely mine. Maybe even the entire airline.
我们愿意奖励您免费乘坐头等舱的座位 We would like to reward you with a free seat in first class.
不用了 I'm fine.
好的 这么说吧 Okay, let me try it like this.
我很累了 请不要让我 I'm really tired. Please don't make me keep walking...
整个晚上都要一直跑到这么后面 all the way back down here all night long.
去肯塔基州的路易斯威尔 是吗 Louisville, Kentucky, huh?
回家 出差还是探亲 Home, business, or family?
因为我爸爸 My dad.
他住在路易斯威尔的什么地方 Where does he live in Louisville?
事实上 他住在路易斯威尔旁边 Actually, he's near Louisville.
路易斯威尔(纠正其发音) Louisville.
他住在伊丽莎白镇 He's in Elizabethtown.
很好 希望有人来接你 Oh, good. I hope someone's driving you...
因为那儿的路出奇地难找 'cause the roads around there are hopelessly and gloriously confusing.
我会记住的 I'll keep that in mind.
我给你画张简单的地图 I'll draw you a quick map.
我是说 我很我们可以坐在这里聊聊天 I mean, I'm so happy we're sitting here having this conversation...
现在大概是凌晨3点 无所谓几点了 at 3 : 00 a. m. , or whatever time it is.
你知道 真是不错 大家都睡觉了 就只有我们 You know, it's such a great time. Everyone's sleeping but us.
和你聊聊天 你又很认真地听 这样真是不错 It's really nice to have a conversation with you and that you're really listening.
我觉得和你很谈得来 I feel like I can really talk to you...
所以 你要上264道 然后不要错过60B出口 So, you want to get to 264, and then you want to not miss 60B.
我会不高兴的 I'm going to be obnoxious about that.
叫本的人很奇怪都很快乐 直觉很强 Bens are strangely delightful and very intuitive.
很复杂 太复杂了 很难相处 Complex. Almost too complex to be around.
-你认识叫本的人吗 -我认识一个叫本的人 -Do you know any Bens? -I know one Ben.
我是研究名字的 I'm a student of names.
比如 你爸爸叫什么名字 For example, what's your dad's name?
米切尔 Mitchell.
-米切尔 -是的 -Mitchell. -Yeah.
还是米彻 Or Mitch?
米切尔 有时候叫米彻 Mitchell. Sometimes Mitch.
米彻的儿子(与 狗娘养的 发音相近) Son of a Mitch.
今天我被一个叫菲尔的人炒了鱿鱼 And today I was fired by a Phil.
菲尔 叫菲尔的人非常危险 Phil? Phils are dangerous.
叫菲尔的人不如叫本有预见力 Phils are less predictable than Bens.
你的女友叫 And your girlfriend is a...
艾伦 Ellen.
-发展得怎么样 -有点观望的状态 -How's that going? -Sort of a wait-and-see.
-是吗 -然后我就开始观望了 -Oh, yeah? -But then I waited and I saw.
我正想说呢 I was gonna say.
我和叫艾伦或菲尔的人相处从来不愉快 I have never had a good experience with an Ellen or a Phil.
-和叫米彻的人吗 -How about with a Mitch?
-从来没有碰见过我不喜欢的叫米彻的人 -Never met a Mitch I didn't like.
很开心 充满活力 你知道吗 Fun. Full of life, you know?
你知道我说的开心是什么意思吗 You know what I mean when I say fun?
就好像你想要成为米彻俱乐部的一员 Like you want to be a part of Mitch's club.
我说的像吗 Am I close?
像 Close.
他不错 对吗 He's okay, right?
是的 他 Yeah. He's...
他很好 He's fine.
你代我给你一个大大的拥抱 You give him a big old hug for me.
顺便告诉你 我叫克莱尔 I'm Claire, by the way.
德鲁 Drew.
-很高兴 -我也一样 -Nice. -Same to you.
好 Please.
我放你睡觉了 这是你的地图 I'll let you sleep. Here's your map.
我来帮你拿 Let me take this.
我可以处理 I can handle this.
放手 Let go.
我没有睡 I am not asleep.
我没有 I'm not.
我不会睡得着 I won't really be able to sleep.
好了 准备走了吗 德鲁 Okay. Ready to go, Drew?
我没有睡 I'm not asleep.
蓝西装 Blue suit.
生意失败 Losing the business.
路易斯威尔 Louisville.
我没有睡 I'm not asleep.
我们明年去 We'll go next year.
回来 Come back.
十亿美元 One billion dollars.
早上好 Good morning.
恭喜您 德鲁 And congratulations, Drew.
作为我们的第一千万名乘客 您获得了飞行章 You've earned your wings as our ten millionth passenger.
这是您的优惠券 可以用于 And here is a coupon for any four-diamond hotel...
肯塔基州西部大部分地区的任何一家四钻酒店 in the greater western Kentucky area.
最好动作要快 后面有很多人等着呢 Better move quickly. Lots of people behind you.
-谢谢你 -绝对 -Well, thank you. -Absolutely.
祝你和本相处得好 And good luck with Ben.
我知道我可能再也见不到你 Look, I know I may never see you again...
不过我们很坚强 but we are intrepid.
我们可以挺过去 We carry on.
德鲁 Drew!
租车在拐角 你可以看到标志 Rental cars around the corner. You'll see the signs.
在蓝草园道进入60B出口 别忘了 60B Bluegrass Parkway turns into exit 60B. Don't forget, 60B.
好 谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
你可以开车吗 You okay to drive?
我可以 I'm fine.
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戴尔叔叔 Uncle Dale.
我到了路易斯威尔 刚刚下飞机 I'm in Louisville. Just landed.
我在路上 I'm on the road.
60B 对 60B. Yeah.
我有地图 I have a map.
我会在2点钟前到 And I'll be there by 2 : 00.
我带来了蓝西装 I have the blue suit.
欢迎光临 印第安纳州 美国的十字路口
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60B在哪里 Where's 60B?
见鬼 Shit, man.
见鬼 Oh, man!
我错过60B了吗 Did I miss 60B?
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伊丽莎白镇 Elizabethtown.
伊丽莎白镇 太好了 Elizabethtown! Yes!
伊丽莎白镇 我们来了 太好了 Elizabethtown! We're in! Oh, yeah. Okay!
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杰西 Jessie?
卡兹 Cuz.
虽受丧父之痛 自有亲情汹涌 This loss will be met by a hurricane of love.
查尔斯牧师 这是长大了的德鲁·贝勒 Charles Dean, meet grown-up Drew Baylor.
德鲁 很高兴见到你 Drew, it's good to see you.
谢谢你 节哀顺变 Thank you. My condolences.
这是我爸爸 你的戴尔叔叔 And here's my dad, your Uncle Dale.
又见到你 真是太好了 Wonderful to see you again.
德鲁 这是米彻的墓地 Well, Drew, this is Mitch's plot.
它属于你们家族已经有272年了 And it has been in your family for 272 years.
现在 我已设法 Now, I've endeavored...
为你爸爸腾出了这块地方 to keep this area here clear for your daddy.
我们还在讨论这个问题 有可能会火葬 We're still discussing that issue. There is a possibility of cremation.
这里是你爸爸的一些私人物品 Now, here are some of your daddy's personal things.
棕色的钱包 The brown wallet.
这是他在西点军校的指环 And here's his ring from West Point.
我不知道你们在加州的人是怎么想 Now I don't know how y'all feel out there in California...
不过西点军校在这里是很受尊敬的 but West Point sure does matter around here.
非常受尊敬 It matters a lot.
尽管我们现在是住在俄勒冈州 Even though we now live in Oregon.
各位 Everybody.
这是从加州赶来的米彻的儿子 This is Mitch's boy from California.
住在加州的贝勒家族成员之一 One of the California Baylors.
他叫德鲁 This is Drew.
和你爸爸一样 我们都很激动 And just like your daddy was, we are all very excited...
你八年的成就还有那漂亮的鞋 about your eight-year triumph with that beautiful shoe.
各位请节哀顺变 My condolences to all.
不 先生 我不想让你不高兴因为你是真心的 No, sir. I'm not going to let you feel bad 'cause that was from your heart...
但是要让他们对你说节哀顺变 but let them say condolences to you.
-我还以为节哀顺变是 -是他们对你说的 -I thought condolences was...-It's incoming. It's an incoming phrase.
我没有照看好你父亲吗 Did I not capture your daddy?
我不知道该怎么形容 I don't know what the word is.
那是一种我以前从未见过的面容 It's just a look I never saw before.
怎么形容呢 What's the word?
德鲁 如果你稍稍移动一下 Drew, ifyou just move around a bit...
你会看到不同的角度 you will see different aspects.
继续哭吧 Go ahead and cry.
该怎么形容呢 What's the word?
变化无常 Whimsical.
是变化无常 The word is whimsical.
为什么不呢 why not?
变化无常 Whimsical.
-火鸡薯饼锅 -是拉斯烧的 -Turkey hash brown casserole. -It's Russ!
朵拉婶婶 朵拉婶婶 Aunt Dora, Aunt Dora.
朵拉婶婶 看我带谁来了 Aunt Dora, look what I found.
天哪 Oh, my God!
瞧瞧米彻的孩子 Look at Mitch's baby!
你和你爸爸长得一模一样 谁把你养大的 You lookjust like your daddy. And who's been feeding you?
等一下 我要和德鲁讲话 Wait just a minute. I gotta talk to Drew.
-我们希望你能住上一阵 -你是伊镇的骄傲 -We hope you're gonna stay for a while. -You're a credit to Etown.
我很替你的父亲难过 Sorry about your dad.
这是你的家族 This is your blood.
那是萨姆森 我儿子 显然不怀好意 And that's Samson, my son. Clearly up to no good.
萨姆森 Samson.
米彻叔叔一直想让我们见面 大家都说我们很像 Uncle Mitch always wanted us to meet. Everybody says we look alike.
很奇怪 是吗 就像在照镜子 Weird, huh? It's like looking in a mirror.
你好 德鲁 我叫康妮 我是你爸爸的初恋女友 Hi, Drew. I'm Connie. I was your daddy's first girlfriend and...
你好 德鲁 我叫查理 Hi, Drew, I'm Charlie.
-我是个超级鞋迷 -我儿子 我儿子 -I'm a huge fan of shoes...-My son. My son.
你在鞋业所取得的成绩 and the work you've done in the shoe business.
-以后聊 -绝对 -We'll talk. -Absolutely.
我们还要讨论殡葬的计划 We got memorial plans to discuss.
你爸爸是我最喜欢的十个人之一 Your daddy was one of my 10 most favorite people.
他离开西部真的很想他 Sure did miss him when he went out West.
德鲁 我是E·拉塞尔·马洛 Drew, I'm E. Russell Marlowe...
属于肯塔基州铠甲镇的美国退伍军人协会 with the American Legion in Bardstown, Kentucky.
德鲁 我希望你能参加美国退伍军人协会 Drew, I want to sign you up with the American Legion...
或是退伍军人儿子协会 or the Sons of the Legion.
我有顶帽子要送给你作纪念 纪念你爸爸 And I got a hat that I want to give you as a souvenir, in honor ofyour dad...
比尔·班农不来了 是吗 Bill Banyon's not coming, is he?
比尔·班农不来了 Bill Banyon is not coming.
坏狗 停下来 Bad dog! Stop that!
坏狗 Bad dog!
-萨姆森 一团糟 -Samson? -What a mess!
进来吧 So, come on in.
你知道 我可不会天天带帅哥来我卧房的 You know, it's not every day I invite good-looking men to my bedroom...
不过我只是希望你能看看你的家族 but I just wanted you to meet your family...
贝勒家族和肯里家族 the Baylors and the Conleys.
我们从迪奇·肯里开始讲起 Let's start with Dickey Conley.
他是个酒鬼 酗酒成性 Now, he was an alcoholic. He had a drinking problem.
他还有三个乳头 他有三个乳头 And he also had three nipples. He had three nipples.
他是位诗人 And he was a poet.
你妈妈好吗 德鲁 亲爱的 你知道 How's your mother, Drew, honey? You know...
我真该放张她的照片在这里 I really should have a picture of her in here.
这张照片是 And this picture is...
-朵拉婶婶 -来了 -Aunt Dora! -Coming!
莲娜 好好看着 两分钟 我就来 Lena, just watch over it. Two more minutes! I'm coming!
这是你爸爸拍的最后一张照片 This was the last picture taken of your daddy.
就在三天前 德鲁 This was just three days ago, Drew.
他是最可爱的 He was the most loving man.
-朵拉 -来了 -Dora! -Coming!
亲爱的 随你呆多久 Honey, you stay as long as you need to.
萨姆森 Samson.
天哪 My God!
-老天 -是他在开吗 -Oh, man. -Was he driving that?
萨姆森 你没事吧 孩子 Samson, you all right, boy?
-你没事吧 -你没事吧 -You all right? -You all right?
天哪 Oh, my God!
他爸爸上哪儿去了 这是我想要知道的 Where the hell's his father? That's what I want to know.
发生了什么事 What happened?
-谁教你开车的 -你什么意思 -Hey, who taught you how to drive? -What the hell do you mean?
-你什么意思 -你得看牢他 -What do you mean? -You gotta keep your eye on him!
好了 So!
你们大家显然集体决定不打电话邀请我 Y'all obviously made a group decision not to call and invite me.
你好 比尔·班农 你好吗 很高兴见到你 Hi! Bill Banyon. How are you? Good to see you.
比尔·班农 你好吗 很高兴见到你 Bill Banyon. How are you? Good to see you.
我听说德鲁·贝勒来了 是吗 I hear Drew Baylor's here, is that right?
你好 康妮 你好吗 Hi, Connie, how are you?
我很好 I'm fine.
-这是萨姆森吗 -是的 这是萨姆森 -Is this Samson? -It is. This is Samson.
过来 萨姆森 你好吗 来拥抱我一下 Come here, Samson! How you doing? Give me a big boy hug!
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我去厨房洗下就可以了 很高兴见到你 可爱的孩子 I should just go over to the kitchen. Good to see you. Cute kid.
德鲁 我可以请你签名吗 Drew, can I have your autograph, please?
当然 Of course.
我在哪里可以找到阿迪达斯SL72s的原始模型 Where can I find an original model of Adidas SL 72s?
你要给那孩子做做规矩 That boy is looking for rules from you!
怪我好了 每个人都怪我 Blame me, everybody does.
你要带孩子 不能自己还是孩子样 You can't be a kid and raise a kid.
爸爸 我现在告诉你 我不是传统的类型 Dad, I'm taking this moment to tell you that I'm untraditional.
当我们缅怀米彻的一生时 我们不应该流泪 When we celebrate the life of Mitch, we're gonna do it with no tears...
我们应该带着激动 我会搞定一切的 we're gonna do it with excitement, and I'll take care of everything.
-好的 -听到了 -All right. -Hear, hear.
我们知道是为什么 是因为鞋子 我们真是太像了 We know what's up, and it's shoes. We're so much alike!
我教给他每个人应该知道的事 I teach him things that everybody should know.
我和他讲亚伯拉罕·林肯和罗尼·凡·赞 I teach him about Abraham Lincoln and Ronnie Van Zant...
亚伯拉罕·林肯(1809~1865)：第16届美国总统 以反对奴隶制度闻名 罗尼·凡·赞(1948~1977)：美国摇滚歌手 前林纳·史金纳乐团成员
因为在我家 他们同样重要 because in my house, they are both of equal importance.
你不明白我在说什么 You don't get what I'm saying.
你不能和你自己的儿子做哥们儿 You can't be buddies with your own son.
好美的夜晚 会转凉吗 Beautiful night. Does it ever cool off?
不 一年里的这个时间 比火烤着还热 No, this time of year, it's hotter than the hinges of hell.
不过 有星星 We got stars, though.
我想说我很奇怪你妈妈没能来 Gotta say I'm surprised your mom didn't make it.
是 她受的打击很大 Yeah, she's pretty broken up.
不过 她让我向大家问好 She sends her love to everybody, though.
是 我没怪她 Yeah. I don't blame her.
在这里 他们最喜欢做的事就是为点小事而生气 Around here, their favorite thing to do is to get offended by something small...
并且扛上个50年 and hold on to it for 50 years.
当然 你和你爸爸很亲近 Of course, you and your dad were close.
非常亲近 我非常 非常了解他 Very close. And I knew him very, very well.
他是我爸爸 He was my dad.
本来今年我们打算一起开车来这里的 We were actually going to drive here together this year.
结果改成了明年 不行 Then it became next year and no.
我非常了解他 非常非常了解他 I knew him very well. Very, very well.
非常了解 Very well.
是 我也不很了解我爸爸 Yeah, I don't know my dad very well, either.
那是我的乐队 That was my band.
那场演出是我们为林纳·史金纳开场 This was the show we opened for Lynyrd fucking Skynyrd.
-原来成员中的两人 -好棒 -Two of the original members. -Cool.
噪音乐团 Ruckus.
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再往下看 Keep going.
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再往下看 Keep going.
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就在雷鬼致敬下面 瞧瞧 Right below the reggae tribute. Look at that.
助场：噪音乐团
噪音乐团 Ruckus.
我们差点为他们作开场演出 Well, we almost opened for them.
说来话长 那以后我们没有再演出过再没有演出过 It's a really long story. We never played, and we never played since.
现在你维修电脑 And now you fix computers.
我从阿姆斯特丹 All those postcards I sent to Birmingham
回到家乡伯明翰 All the way from those windows of Amsterdam
路上哈了几管烟 Copped a gram from Dapper Sam
还跟好友玩乐团 Just a four letter man in another jam
欢迎入住路易斯威尔布朗酒店 你要在我们这里住过久 Welcome to the Louisville Brown Hotel. How long will you be staying with us?
两晚 Two nights.
那张优惠券我没见过 That coupon I have not seen.
你是参加哈斯伯洛家婚礼的吗 查克和辛迪 You with the Hasboro Wedding? Chuck and Cindy?
我周五退房 I'm leaving Friday.
好的 Okay.
记在我的公司卡上 不用担心 Put it on my company card. Let it rip.
我们还没结婚 We're not married yet.
雷蓓卡 Hey, Rebecca.
别改时间否则辛迪会抓狂的 Don't change the schedule or Cindy will freak out!
她已经计划了一年了 She's been planning this for a year.
别忘了 有个婚礼预演聚餐在 Don't forget, there's a rehearsal dinner in...
查克和辛迪 Chuck and Cindy.
美好人生 Lovin'life.
希瑟 接电话 妹妹 我累死了 Heather? Pick up, sis. I'm exhausted.
我住在路易斯威尔的布朗酒店 打我手机 I'm at the Brown Hotel in Louisville. Call me on the cell.
妈妈 你在吗 Hey, Mom, are you there?
艾伦 我是德鲁 你在吗 Ellen. Hey, it's Drew. Are you there?
给我回电 Call me back.
谁给我回电 Somebody call me back.
这就是男人让女人接管的下场 乔治 That's what happens to a man when he lets a woman take over, George!
你听好了 开心鬼 You listen hard, laughing boy.
你把东西带来了吗 Did you bring the stuff?
没有 布林奇 没有 No, Blinky, no!
这有把刀你肯定会喜欢 这是我的厨刀 Here's a knife that you'll really like. This is my chef's knife.
这些刀真的是象剃刀一样锋利 These knives are really razor sharp!
克莱尔·科尔本 我是德鲁·贝勒 Claire Colburn. It's Drew Baylor.
你不用给我回电 我 You don't have to call me back. It's...
我一切都很好 It's all good.
我在说什么 我从来不说 我一切都很好 What am I saying? I don't even say, It's all good.
晚安 Good night.
喂 Yello.
你一定得回家来 You have to come home.
妈妈已经决定她要学烧菜 Mom has decided that she wants to learn to cook.
不 Oh, no.
我马上回来 I'll be home soon.
你哭了吗 Have you cried yet?
一点点 A little.
开始的话 要好几天呢 When it happens, it's gonna be for days.
你得回家来 她失去控制了 You should come home. She's out of control.
等一下 稍等片刻 Wait a second. I'll be right back.
-快回家来 -喂 -Please come home. -Hello?
很高兴接到你的电话 没想到你会打给我 Great to hear from you. I didn't expect for you to call.
不过 我确实留过几千次号码了 Then again, I did leave a few thousand numbers.
我是克莱尔·科尔本 美国航空 It's Claire Colburn. American Airlines.
-克莱尔 你可以一会儿打给你吗 -我不挂 -Claire. Can I call you right back? -I'll hold.
好 Okay.
-喂 -回家来吧 -Hello. -Please come home.
我想要学烧菜 我想要学会笑 I want to learn to cook, I want to learn to laugh...
我想要跳踢踏舞 and I want to tap dance.
这将是我的救赎 It will be my salvation.
她不肯停下来 德鲁 She won't stop moving, Drew!
希瑟 我们这里需要作决定 Heather, we need a decision here.
你对整个殡葬的事是什么意见 What's your opinion on the whole burial issue?
因为这里有很多人 主意都很大 Because there's a lot of people here with big opinions!
还有那件蓝西装也麻烦 我连碰一下都不能 And there's a problem with the blue suit that I can't put my finger on...
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
你好吗 妈妈 How you doing, Mom?
好极了 我好极了 我们会成功的 Great. I'm great. We are gonna make it!
-喂 -德鲁 我是艾伦 你给我打电话了 -Hello. -Drew, it's Ellen. You called me?
艾伦 Ellen.
艾伦 艾伦 谢谢你回电 Ellen? Ellen, thank you for calling me back!
我很高兴你能打来 I'm so happy you called.
你能等一下吗 Could you just hold on one second?
-喂 -你得回家 德鲁 -Hello? -You need to come home, Drew.
我马上回来 喂 I'll be right back. Hello?
德鲁 Drew.
艾伦 我打给你是为了那个傻傻的再见 Ellen, I called you about that silly goodbye.
你能等一下吗 Could you hold on forjust one second?
好 不过我其实正准备出去吃饭 Yeah, but I'm actually on my way out to dinner.
就等一会儿 Just hold a second.
-我们可以 -我正在 -Can we...I'm just in the middle of...
-听着 我得 -艾伦 -See, I've gotta...Ellen.
-等下打给我 好吗 -别挂 -Just call me later, okay? -Don't go.
好 Okay.
喂 Hello.
-喂 陌生人 -克莱尔 等等 -Hello, stranger. -Claire, hold on.
这就是纳什维尔机场的好处 Here's what's great about the Nashville airport.
我只是想打电话给你说声感谢 I just wanted to call you and thank you.
所以 你知道 再见 谢谢 So, you know, goodbye, thank you and...
-我不挂 -好吧 -I'll hold. -Okay.
喂 Hello?
火葬吧 你不同意吗 Cremated, don't you agree?
希瑟 他们这里真的很爱他 Heather, they really love him here.
他们不喜欢火葬 他们甚至不承认这个字眼 They're not buying cremation. They don't even acknowledge the word.
不过我得等会再打给你 But I need to call you right back.
还有什么比我们在谈的事更重要吗 Is there anything more important than the conversation we're having?
我等会再打给你 I will call you right back.
没问题 打到 地狱 我会接的 No problem. Just dial hell and I'll answer.
我等会再打给你 I'll call you right back.
我想爸爸 I miss Dad.
他是个风趣的人吗 Was he a fun guy?
他当然是个风趣的人 Of course he was a fun guy.
尤其是在你变得忙忙碌碌的最近这几年 Especially in the last few years when you got so busy.
我等会再打给你 I'll call you right back.
-我知道你吃饭要迟了 -我已经迟了 -I know you're late for dinner. -I am late.
-我在肯塔基州 -德鲁 -I'm in Kentucky. -Drew.
一切都是真实的 非常美好 真的很美好 It was real and it was great, and it was really great.
随时打给我 好吗 再见 Call me anytime, okay? Goodbye.
就只是再见 你知道吗 It's just goodbye, you know?
不是那种 再见 就只是再见 It's not goodbye. It's just goodbye.
保重 Take care.
再见 Goodbye.
喂 Hello?
老天爷 我是不是赢了电话彩票了 Good Lord. Did I win the phone lottery?
和我说说纳什维尔机场 Tell me about the Nashville airport.
我已经出来了 实际上我差不多已经到家了 I'm over it. I'm actually almost home now.
路是不是像我告诉你的那么难找 Were the roads as hellish as I told you?
克莱尔 我爸爸死了 Claire, my dad's dead.
我知道 I know.
你早知道 You knew?
我并非无所不知 I don't know a lot about everything...
不过我对我所了解的部分知道得很多 but I do know a lot about the part of everything that I know...
那就是人 which is people.
我还以为我很神秘 And I thought I was so mysterious.
相信我 所有人都不像他们自以为的那么神秘 Trust me, everybody is less mysterious than they think they are.
他们都认识我 我不认识他们任何人 And they all know me, and I don't know any ofthem...
我以前从没见过尸体 and I had never seen a dead body before.
从来没有在乡间独自开车旅行 To have never taken a solitary road trip across country?
我是说 每个人在一生中都应该至少进行一次公路旅行 I mean, everybody's gotta take a road trip at least once in their lives.
只有你和音乐 Just you and some music.
你不知道我堂哥孩子哭起来的嗓门都多大 You have no idea of the sheer volume of my cousin's kid when he cries.
我是说 我认为灵魂绝对存在 I mean, I think there is definitely a higher spirit.
但是我承认 最后剩下的 But I agree, what's left behind finally...
就只有你给人们留下的印象 are the impressions you made on people.
重要的是知道要去哪里 More important is to know where to go.
你从没有出过远门 对吗 You haven't traveled at all, have you?
我最近刚刚认定 所有的事情其实是黑白分明的 I just recently decided that things really are black and white.
所以 我们都只是帮手 And so, we all became helpers.
我还是忍不住 忍不住要帮忙 Which I still can't help. I can't help helping.
好吧 我会开车回家 至少开一段 Okay, I'll drive back home. At least part of the way.
我会来一次公路旅行 I will take a road trip.
我本来打算明年和米彻去的 I was actually gonna go with Mitch next year.
我干嘛叫他米彻 Why am I calling him Mitch?
我花了这么多时间在想问题的所有答案 I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem...
结果却忘了问题到底是什么 that I forget what the problem actually was.
如果你够聪明 你会穿上你的鞋 什么问题也不问 If you're smart, you'll just wear your shoes and never ask any questions.
只管享受你的鞋 Just enjoy your footwear.
你有没有认为 我是在耍大家 Do you everjust think, I'm fooling everybody ?
你不知道 You have no idea.
男人喜欢在盒子里看问题 Men see things in a box.
而女人喜欢在圆屋里看问题 And women see them in a round room.
瞧这个 这里他还很年轻 Look at this. He was so young here.
我妈妈 My mom.
不是他们想要他娶的人 Not the one they wanted him to marry.
他们是在电梯里相遇的 They met in an elevator.
我看我大辈子都在打盹了 I think I've been asleep most of my life.
我也是 Me, too.
老天爷 Good Lord!
你想要在电话里来杯啤酒吗 Do you want to have a beer over the phone?
查克和辛迪 Chuck and Cindy.
辛迪和查克 Cindy and Chuck.
我现在在偷 I am currently stealing...
查克和辛迪的结婚啤酒 Chuck and Cindy's wedding beer.
你是查克的朋友 是吗 You're a friend of Chuck's, right?
-是的 -不 你不是 我就是查克 -Yes. -No, you're not. I'm Chuck.
就是查克和辛迪的那个查克 Of Chuck and Cindy?
-是查克吗 -是查克 -Is that Chuck? -It's Chuck.
你是谁 Who are you?
德鲁·贝勒 你的邻居 Drew Baylor. Your neighbor.
-你是来参加我的婚礼的吗 -不 -You're here for my wedding? -No.
来出差 Business?
我爸爸死了 我来参加他的葬礼 My dad died. I'm here for his funeral.
对不起 我不能 I'm sorry. I can't...
-很难挨 -是的 很难挨 -That's hard. -It is hard, yeah.
-不 不 不要 -胡扯 -No, no, please. -Shit!
不要 不 不 查克 不 查克 Please, no. No, no, Chuck. No, Chuck.
查克 拜托 Chuck, please.
死和生 生和死 Death and life and death and life.
彼此就在隔壁住 Right next door to each other!
两者只是一线之差 There's a hair between them.
我们还要在这里住三天 如果有什么我可以为你做的话 We're here for the next three days. lfthere's anything I can do for you...
查克 哈斯伯洛 Chuck Hasboro.
你好 克莱尔 Hi, Claire.
听着 只要有什么我可以帮你们 好吗 任何事情 Look, ifthere's anything I can do for you guys, okay? Anything.
谢谢你 查克 Thank you, Chuck.
我爱你 克莱尔 I love you, Claire.
好了 Okay.
这就是亲情 哥们 It's all about family, bro.
谢谢 查克 Thank you, Chuck.
不过人家说你会突然间有一种感觉 But they say it will hit you.
也许是10分钟或者也许是10年后 It could be 10 minutes or it could be 10 years from now.
所以你说出来会很好 或者干脆不要说 So it's good that you talk about it, or don't talk about it.
我们已经在说了 不过人家就是这么说的 Well, we have talked about it, but that's what they say.
人家就是这么说的 对吗 That's what they say, huh?
是的 人家就是这么说的 Yes, that's what they say.
我一直在想这个问题 人家 是谁 I've always wondered this. Who are they ?
你知道 人家 You know, them.
人家 Them.
举世无双的集合 人家 The inimitable collective them.
谁说我非得听人家的 And who says we're supposed to listen to them?
人家说的 They do!
你的耳朵疼了吗 Doesn't your ear hurt?
是的 Yes, it does.
我两小时后就得起床了还得神采奕奕 Andl have to get up in two hours and be charming.
我要去夏威夷 I'm going to Hawaii.
你去了那里 要好好玩 You'll get there and have fun.
我去了那里 会好好睡 I'll get there and sleep.
这只是我交换路线换来的一次小假期 It's just a little vacation I traded routes for...
我该放你走了 I'll let you go.
等等 Wait.
你什么时候回来 When will you be back?
喂 Hello.
你还在吗 You still there?
是啊 Yeah.
我只是在想这整件事是否保持在电话上更好 I'm just wondering ifthis whole thing is better on the phone.
你在电话里要好很多 You're so much better on the phone.
也许我们应该再也不碰面 Maybe we should never face each other again.
我很喜欢这样 I enjoyed this.
你还剩45分钟了 Hey, you're only 45 minutes away.
你想要半路相遇 然后一起看日出吗 You want to meet halfway and see the sunrise?
在这个时候 还不如醒着不睡了 At this point, it's probably easier to stay up.
你这么认为吗 You think so?
我想人家就是这么说的 I think that's what they say.
你还在听我讲吗 Hey, you still with me?
是 我还在 Yeah, I'm still here.
-走43号出口 -好 -Take exit 43. -Okay.
我看见你的车灯了 I see your headlights.
我看见你的红帽子了 I see your red hat.
看见你了 There you are.
喂 Hello.
我们现在该挂了吗 Should we hang up now?
跟我来 Follow me.
我们的最佳状态是在电话里 We peaked on the phone.
-是 我有点累了 -我也是 -Yeah, I'm a little tired. -Yeah, me too.
告别的目光 Last looks.
米彻 我们怀念你！
在夏威夷玩得开心 Have fun in Hawaii.
此刻就有这样的目光 There's one right now.
阿罗哈(夏威夷语 再见) Aloha.
阿罗哈 Aloha.
你战胜不了我 You will not defeat me.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
妈妈 你肯定吗 Mom, are you sure?
你肯定要 你肯定要火葬 Are you sure about the...Are you sure about the cremation?
亲爱的 我不知道我什么时候会崩溃 Honey, I don't know when I'm going to crash...
不过此刻 我们在学修车 but as of right now, we are learning about the car...
我在学有机烹调 我要去跳踢踏舞 and I'm learning organic cooking, I'm gonna tap dance...
今天晚些时候 我要修马桶 and later on today, I am going to fix the toilet.
每次五分钟 It is five minutes at a time.
你们大家知道在加州 Do you all know about out in California...
那儿有多少人是火葬的吗 how many people they cremate out there?
-不知道 有多少 -80% 我看到过 -No. How many? -80%, I read.
-出去 -我不是和你们开玩笑 -Get out! -I'm not kidding you.
妈妈 我觉得你应该放慢节奏 Mom, I think you need to slow down.
每个人都告诉我我应该服镇静剂 Look, everybody tells me that I should take sedatives...
可是 我挺过来了 我样样都做到了 but, hey, I am out here and I'm making things happen.
每前进的一步都会得到收获 All forward motion counts.
甜心 你什么时候回来 Sweetheart, when are you coming back?
这个周六有个追悼会 There's a memorial this Saturday.
好 谁在那里帮你计划一切 甜心 Okay. And who's there helping you plan all of this, sweetheart?
戴尔叔叔和比尔·班农 Uncle Dale and Bill Banyon.
比尔·班农在那里 Bill Banyon is there?
-比尔·班农 -是 -Bill Banyon? -Yeah.
他是个骗子 He isacon man.
他骗走了你爸爸的几千美金 He swindled your father out of thousands of dollars.
十七年前 他所做的事 Seventeen years ago, he did something...
几乎把这个家彻底地毁了 which almost ruined this family to its very core.
妈妈 Mother...
装模作样来给你爸爸办丧事 Wrapping himself in the nobility of your father's memory.
-他的耳朵都该听出茧了 -谁说不是呢 -Boy, he's getting an earful. -Boy, I'll tell you.
妈妈 听着 讲重点 Mother! Listen! Focus!
当心 Beware.
我知道坛坛罐罐里的腌菜很不错 I know it's all very charming with the pickled things in jars...
还有南方的魅力挂在车库里的火腿肉 and the Southern charm and the hams that hang in the garage...
等到发了霉 你都可以在里面种上青霉素 until they're so covered with mold you could grow penicillin on them...
你肯定要火葬吗 Are you sure about the cremation?
如果比尔·班农在那里 绝对要火葬 If Bill Banyon is there, definitely cremation!
伊丽莎白镇 —高级中学—
你去告诉比尔·班农 我会来 And you tell Bill Banyon, I'll be there.
喂 Hello.
阿罗哈 Aloha.
我问了我的朋友肯德拉 I talked to my friend, Kendra...
她有一个女友带着一个孩子和萨姆森一样爱尖叫 who had a girlfriend with a kid who is exceedingly loud like Samson...
她给了我一盘录像带非常管用的 and she's given me a videotape that works absolute miracles.
谢谢 克莱尔 Hey, thanks, Claire.
什么 你已经烦我了 What, you're already tired of me?
我只是还没睡呢 对不起 I just haven't slept. I'm sorry.
夏威夷怎么样 How's Hawaii?
我正在看着这个帅哥 Well, I'm checking out this cute guy.
你干嘛告诉我这个 Why are you telling me that?
我怎么能留你一个人伤心呢 How could I leave you in distress?
我带你出去 I'm taking you out.
-我还以为你在夏威夷 -这是什么 -I thought you were in Hawaii. -What's this?
假如您选择了火葬 When cremation is your preference.
我有一些册子我希望你们能看看 I just got some brochures I want you all to look at.
这里是一些骨灰盒的款式 And these are some choice of urns...
都可以在洞穴山公墓买到 available here at the Cave Hill Cemetery.
你们可以把它们带回家 You can take them home and...
你们可以看看那些册子 You can look at those brochures and...
你们都可以看看 可以带回家 Y'all can look at those, take those home with you.
只要你们喜欢 Whatever makes you happy.
我们要买一个骨灰盒 We are shopping for an urn.
您办完这个手续后 明天就可以来取 And you can pick this up tomorrow immediately following the procedure.
肯塔基州的吉姆莫里森(肯德基创始人) The Jim Morrison of Kentucky.
你真的很棒 克莱尔 你应该知道 You're kind of great, Claire. You do know that.
-几乎有点令人吃惊 -拜托 -Sort of amazing, even. -Oh, come on!
-我才不要冰淇淋甜筒 -不是冰淇淋甜筒 -I don't need an ice cream cone. -It's not an ice cream cone.
什么冰淇淋甜筒 What's an ice cream cone?
你知道的 You know.
这里有点东西可以让你开心 Here's a little something to make you happy.
甜甜的 五分钟后就会化 Something sweet that melts in five minutes.
你想说什么或不想说什么 我完全无所谓 I'm completely cool with anything you want to say or not say.
我不需要这个 I don't need it.
另外 本明天会来 Besides, Ben is coming in tomorrow.
-你想要听听我的理论吗 -当然 -Do you want to hear my theory? -Of course.
你和我有种特殊的才能 我一眼就看出来了 You and I have a special talent, and I saw it immediately.
说来听听 Tell me.
我们是替代品 We're the substitute people.
替代品 The substitute people.
我这一辈子都在当替代品 I've been the substitute person my whole life.
我不是艾伦 我从来不想变成艾伦 I'm not an Ellen. I never wanted to be an Ellen.
我也不是辛迪 尽管查克爱我 And I'm not a Cindy, either. Although Chucks love me.
这一点我肯定 I'm sure they do.
我太喜欢独处 I like being alone too much.
我是说 我交往的人是个和学术研究结婚的人 I mean, I'm with a guy who's married to his academic career.
我很少见他 我在那里是个替代品 I rarely see him. And I'm the substitute person there.
我喜欢这样 压力会少很多 I like it that way. It's a lot less pressure.
给 Here.
把它放给世界上最吵的孩子看吧 Play this for the loudest kid in the world.
我不太习惯和你这样的女孩相处 I'm not used to girls like you.
那是因为我是独一无二的 That's because I'm one of a kind.
你不用非得讲笑话 You don't have to make a joke.
我喜欢不讲笑话的你 I like you without the jokes.
好好睡一觉吧 Get some sleep.
我明天早上有个面试 I have a personnel interview tomorrow morning...
如果我换了工作 本会死的 and if I get transferred, Ben will die.
我们这样是不是感觉很好 Didn't it just feel better...
没有做什么冲动的事 that we just didn't do something impulsive?
-我是说 -是的 -I mean...-Yes.
我们现在实际上正尝试着做朋友 Now we actually have a shot at being friends...
一辈子的朋友 for the rest of our lives.
一辈子 The rest of our lives.
好了 现在说到像样的仪式 我们有了军乐队 Okay, now for the celebration proper we got the military bands...
七位发言人的恰当组合 不要找爱哭的人 the right mix of seven speakers, no crybabies...
千真万确 保罗 道格和里克会从佛罗里达州飞回来 It's official. Paul, Doug and Rick are flying in from Florida.
噪音乐团在这晚要重组 Ruckus will reunite for this one evening.
气球准备得怎么样了 How we doing on balloons?
我让人去了气球城 买了一捆 I sent to Balloon City, I got a bunch ofthem.
德鲁 我从莱克星顿订的棺材已经运到了 And, Drew, my casket did come in from Lexington...
我告诉你 真的很漂亮 and I got to tell you, it's quite beautiful.
瞧 德鲁 我一直想问一个问题 可以吗 Look, Drew, I am getting the question constantly, okay?
为什么他不葬在伊丽莎白镇 Why isn't he buried in Elizabethtown?
这并非是要冒犯这里的任何人 It's not an insult to anybody here.
好了 可不可以部分火葬呢 Well, is there such a thing as partial cremation?
比尔·班农 你怎么能说出这样的话 Bill Banyon, how can you even say such a thing?
我知道你们都很爱我爸爸 I know you all love my dad.
但你们不能不考虑我母亲的愿望 You can't dismiss my mother's wishes.
还有我们也不住在加州 And we're not from California.
杰西 你能不能管管你儿子 Jessie, can you do something about your son?
好吧 Yeah. All right.
好好踢他屁股几脚大概就听话了 A couple of good ass-kickings might be in line.
我认为查尔斯牧师的意思是 I think what Charles Dean wants to say...
我明白他的意思 I know what he's saying.
你们都很爱他 但你们眼中的他也各不相同 You all have different versions of him that you love a lot.
而这是我们的看法 This is ours.
我的家人听他讲过他的意见 My family's record of the last thing he said on the subject.
计划就是这样 That's the plan.
我们就应该这么去做 That is the way it's going to be, guys.
撒入大海 Sprinkled at sea!
萨姆森 Samson...
那是来自加州的决定 And that's the decision from California.
见鬼 是俄勒冈州 Shit. Oregon.
我们真的是来自俄勒冈州 We really are from Oregon.
别叫我要来打你屁股 随他去吧 Don't make me come spank you. Leave him alone!
杰西 我有东西给你 Jessie, I have something for you.
萨姆森 我们来看看这个 Samson, we're gonna watch this.
一秒钟 One second.
拉斯提 教你听话 第8集
你好 我的名字叫拉斯提 Hi. My name's Rusty.
很久以前我帮忙造了这幢房子 I helped build this house a long time ago.
不过一种叫做白蚁的会吃木头的虫子 But wood-eating insects called termites...
已经危及这所曾经牢固的建筑的安全 have compromised the integrity of this once fine structure.
那是什么声音 What's that sound?
所以今天 我要把它炸掉 So today, I'm gonna blow it up.
静下来了 Silence.
现在 Now...
如果我把这幢房子炸掉 ifl blow this house up...
你愿意答应我要守规矩 听你爸妈的话吗 will you promise to behave and mind your mommy and daddy?
愿意 Yes!
很好 Good.
我们来把它炸掉 Let's blow it up.
乔 我们可以开始了吗 Joe, we ready to go?
是的 拉斯提 点火吧 Yeah, Rusty, light it up.
马上要炸了 Fire in the hole!
三 Three...
二 two...
一 one.
现在 我们再来造一幢新房子 Now, let's build a new house.
谢谢 你对杰西的关心 Thank you for taking an interest in Jessie.
感觉不错 是吗 Feels good, doesn't it?
就像米彻还在这里 It's like Mitch is here.
我现在可以看到米彻 这么自豪地 I can see Mitch right now, so proud...
穿着那件蓝西装 in that blue suit.
你们看不到吗 Can't you?
不要火葬 Stop the cremation!
-不要火葬 -到底怎么了 小伙子 -Stop the cremation! -What the hell's going on, man?
等等 就在这里等着 Hold on. Wait right here.
对不起 I'm sorry.
这是你爸爸 Here's your dad, man.
我同意她的意见 I agree with her.
要好好地筹备婚礼 得花上个一年半 It takes a year and a half to plan a wedding properly.
是的 It does...
-你是说真的吗 -是的 -Are you serious? -Yes.
这是克莱尔 我感觉我认识她已经很久了 This is Claire. I feel like I've known her my whole life.
昨晚他在我门前大喊 辛迪 你快出来 He was at my door last night yelling, Cindy, you get out here.
我就说 查克 今晚不要 要等到我们结了婚 And I was like, Chuck, not tonight! Not until we get married...
那是 Is that...
米彻 Hey, Mitch.
本怎么样了 So, what happened to Ben?
乔治亚州有暴风雨所有的飞机都被迫降了 There was a storm in Georgia. They grounded all the planes.
他不喜欢坐飞机 And he doesn't like to fly.
现在他们要他在某个理事会议上发言 And now they want him to speak at some trustees event...
提出几个宏伟的想法来 and trot out some big ideas.
克莱尔 我希望 Claire, I want to see you...
明天上午10点整参观波本威士忌工厂时可以见到你 on the tour of Maker's Mark tomorrow at 10:00 a. m. sharp.
-好吗 -好的 -All right? -All right.
我喜欢这女孩 I love this girl!
你很漂亮 You look great.
我乱糟糟的 I'm a mess.
-你疯了 克莱尔 你看起来真的很棒 -谢谢 -You're crazy, Claire. You look amazing. -Thank you.
这条裙子 And this dress...
倒是在面试时表现不错 Did well on the personnel interview, though.
对 面试 我都忘了 Right. The interview. I forgot.
我知道 我这个人不太忘得掉不过也挺难想得起来 I know. I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember.
德鲁 爱生活 爱你 Drew! Lovin'life, lovin'you.
预演聚餐你没来 Hey, missed you at the rehearsal dinner.
-克莱尔 -怎么 -Claire? -Yeah?
我们带米彻去看看他追悼会的地方吧 Let's show Mitch the site of his memorial.
查克和辛迪的婚礼 Chuck and Cindy, the wedding!
你呆在这里 爸爸 Here you go, Dad.
欢迎各位参加 Welcome to the annual meeting ofpeople who...
每年聚会的人们的年度聚会 annually meet!
-我们明年会再次见到大家 -很好 来吧 -And we'll see you all again next year. -Very nice. Come on.
现在我要讲出我们没讲的话 I'm just going to say right now what we're not saying...
顺其自然 顺其自然 and let the chips fall, let the chips fall...
顺其自然 let the chips fall where they may.
是的 我可能会让自己难堪 但是我一定要说出来 Yes, I may be embarrassing myself, but I'm just going to say it.
我喜欢你 I like you!
什么 What?
我想你该吃点东西了 I think you should eat something.
我已经饿了一星期了 I've been starving myself all week long!
-为了本 -我要大吃特吃 -For Ben. -Man, I'm gonna eat.
-我们去我房间吃吧 -客房服务 -We'll eat in my room. -Room service?
我想要吃奶酪以及和奶酪有关的东西 I want cheese and cheese-related things.
不 鸡蛋薯条 全部加奶酪 No, eggs and fries. With cheese on everything.
-绝对有奶酪 -奶酪和可乐 -Cheese it is. -Cheese and Coca-Cola.
别担心 And don't worry.
因为你今晚这么美 你和我在一起才安全 Because as great as you look tonight, you are safe with me.
当然安全 今天是满月 Of course, it's safe. It's a full moon.
-我很美 -你确实很美 -I look good. -You do look good.
我穿着这种衣服 我是说 I'm wearing these clothes. I mean...
你有没有过不吉利的衣服 Have you ever had unlucky clothes?
你喜欢的这条裙子 This dress that you like?
我穿着这条裙子从没碰见过好事 Good things have not happened to me in this dress.
不过我今晚看到它 我说 But I saw it tonight and I said
我要再给你一次机会 I'm gonna give you one more chance.
我拒绝再让这条裙子来扫我的兴 And I refuse to be let down by this dress again.
不管怎样 不提了 Anyway, forget all that.
你来了 我们在一起这是一张逃出生天的卡片 You're here, and we're together, and it's a get-out-of-jail-free card.
几乎到午夜了 It's almost midnight.
人生不可能这么残酷 让我们无缘在一起 Life cannot be so cruel that we don't deserve to be together...
吃饭 to eat.
-你好 查克 -辛迪 -Hi, Chuck. -Hey, Cindy.
等等 米彻在哪里 Wait. Where's Mitch?
我把他留在舞场了 I left him in the ballroom.
我很遗憾本没能坐上飞机 I'm sorry Ben missed the flight.
他忘了 He forgot?
乔治亚没有暴风雨 没有什么理事会议 No storm in Georgia. No trustees.
没有什么宏伟想法 No big ideas.
-他真他妈是个笨蛋 -他不是笨蛋 -What a fucking jerk. -He's not a jerk.
他是个有才华的人 他是自己让自己要全神贯注 He's a brilliant man who gives himself permission to be preoccupied.
拜托 Come on.
你知道 没有什么想法可以胜过断定在你的生活中 You know, there is nothing greater than deciding in your life...
一切可能真的都是黑白分明 that things maybe really are black and white!
而这个家伙 本 显然不懂得珍惜你 And this guy, Ben, who clearly takes you for granted...
他一次次地不珍惜你 很差劲 who serially takes advantage of you, is bad!
而我所说的话却很好 明白我的意思吗 And what I am saying is good. See what I mean?
你不应该做任何人的替代品 You shouldn't be the substitute for anybody.
这家伙应该在此时此地 这么做 This guy should be right here, right now, doing this.
也许是这样 Maybe so.
幸亏我不适合你 算他走运 He's lucky I'm not the right person for you.
我知道为什么不是你 不过说给我听听 I knowwhy it's not you, but just tell me...
这样我就可以从你的角度来看 so I can see it from your perspective.
瞧 我知道你该得到什么 See, I know what you deserve.
我该得到什么 What do I deserve?
你该得到 You deserve...
查克的婚礼祝词
一个男孩对你说 a guy who says
我无法想像世界中没有了你 l can't imagine a world without you.
等我们70岁的时候 我们要开个酒厂 We will start a winery when we are 70.
我们每年十二月份都会去滑雪 We will snowboard every December,
等到某一年还要带上我们的孩子 and one year take our kids.
我们将永远开着一对红色的凌志车 And we will always have the twin red Lexuses...
牌照上写着 查克和辛迪 with the license plates reading Chuck and Cindy.
你该得到所有这些 甚至更多 You deserve all this and more.
不会是你 我知道 It's not you, I know.
-请不要把这当成拒绝 -我真的没有 -Please don't take this as rejection. -I really don't.
本很幸运 我们只是接了吻 Ben's very lucky. All we did was kiss.
我一生中的大多数性爱都不如那个吻亲密 Most of the sex I've had in my life was not as personal as that kiss.
我在穿鞋了 I'm putting on my shoes now.
对不起 Excuse me. Sorry.
我要出门了 I'm walking out the door...
穿着昨晚的衣服 in last night's clothes.
克莱尔 别走 Hey, Claire. Don't leave.
留下来 我们去吃早餐吧 Stay. Let's have breakfast.
我会想念你的嘴唇和所有和它们有联系的东西 I will miss your lips and everything attached to them.
再见 米彻 See you, Mitch.
克莱尔 你这淫妇 Claire, you slut!
-克莱尔 向上帝发誓 -克莱尔 -Claire! Swear to God! -Claire!
等等 Wait up!
告诉我你爱我不就完了 Just tell me you love me and get it over with.
克莱尔 我要告诉你 因为你应该知道 Claire, I'm just going to say this because you deserve it.
要我说出来并不容易 不过我还是要说 It's not easy for me, but here goes.
四天前 Four days ago...
我让一家美国鞋业的大公司损失了 I lost a major American shoe company...
老实说 你可以四舍五入成十亿美元 Frankly, you could round it off to one billion dollars!
到明天下午 每个人都会知道 And by tomorrow afternoon, everyone will know.
有篇要发表的文章将会断定我是 Something's gonna be published that pinpoints me as the most...
在我的行业中有史以来最大的失败 spectacular failure in the history of my profession...
而我只懂得这一行 which is all I know how to do.
我来到这里 一直想要显得有责任心 有魅力 And I've been here this whole time trying to be responsible and charming...
可以对得起这成功 and live up to this success...
这成功已经不存在了 that doesn't exist.
我真正想要的 All I really want...
只是离开这里 is to not be here.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我很命运有个非常阴暗的约定 I have a very dark appointment with destiny.
那是我的秘密 That's my secret.
那就是我 That's who I am.
就这些 That's it?
是的 就这些 Yes, that's it.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我想我只是以为你看到我走多少会有点难过 I guess I just thought a small part ofyou might be a small bit sad to see me go.
不过看来你主要就是为了一只鞋 But I guess this is all mostly about a shoe.
当然 我为你难过 Of course, I'm sad about you.
可是这比你和我要更重要一点 But this isjust a little bit bigger than you and me!
顺便说一句 我说的不是百万 我说的是十亿 And by the way, I didn't say million. I said billion!
十亿美元 A billion dollars!
那是好多个百万了 That's a lot of million!
所以说 你失败了 So, you failed.
-不 你没明白 -好吧 你真的失败了 -No, you don't get it. -All right, you really failed.
你失败了 你失败了 你失败了 You failed, you failed, you failed.
你失败了 你失败了 你 You failed, you failed, you...
你认为我在乎那个吗 You think I care about that?
我当然了解 I do understand.
你是个艺术家 你的工作就是要冲破阻碍 You're an artist, man. Your job is to break through barriers.
而不是接受责备 点头哈腰 说 Not accept blame and bow and say
谢谢你 我是个窝囊废 我现在要走了 Thank you, I'm a loser, I'll go away now.
菲尔对我很卑鄙 那又怎样 Phil's mean to me...So what?
我没有哭过 I don't cry.
你真的想要做一番大事业吗 You want to be really great?
那就要有勇气 输得惨却还是坚持 Then have the courage to fail big and stick around.
让他们奇怪你为什么还能微笑 Make them wonder why you're still smiling.
那对我才是真正的伟大 That's true greatness to me.
可是 But...
别听我的 我可是叫克莱尔 don't listen to me, I'm a Claire.
-谢谢你 克莱尔 -不客气 -Well, thank you, Claire. -You're welcome.
现在你不再和我分手了吗 Now would you quit trying to break up with me?
你总是想要和我分手 You're always trying to break up with me...
我们甚至还没在一起呢 and we're not even together.
我知道 I know.
等等 Wait.
我们没有吗 We're not?
当然没有 Of course not.
我们是替代品 记得吗 We're the substitute people, remember?
米彻的追悼会上再见 如果我能去的话 I'll see you at Mitch's memorial, if I can make it.
好的 当我给你这个信号慢慢地把滑轮拉过去 All right, when I give you the signal pull the pulley slowly across.
好的 慢慢地 带点感情 All right, slow and soulful.
我会的 慢慢地 带点感情 Will do. Slow and soulful.
-她来了 -那是她 -She came! -That is her.
那是她 那是荷莉 That is her. That's Hollie.
荷莉 Hollie!
-荷莉 -真高兴见到你 -Hollie. -It's really good to see you.
-你看上去比过去更漂亮了 -谢谢你 -You look more beautiful than ever. -Thank you.
塞翁失马 焉知非福
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米彻爱写信 从来没发过e-mail Mitch wrote letters. Never once sent an e-mail.
他将永存我心 He was always there for me.
你在哪里 米彻 Where are you, Mitch?
我爱过他 And I loved him.
你们都知道 And y'all know that.
我爱过他 I loved him!
尽管他搬去了加州 Even though he moved to California...
上帝爱他 他总是回来寻根 God love him, he always came back to his roots.
我会想念他的笑 And I will miss his laugh.
我没有什么有趣的话可说 I don't have anything funny to say.
我也没有什么有趣的故事可讲 And I don't have a funny story to tell.
我要告诉你们 米彻离开军队 I will tell you, it wasn't easy for Mitch to leave the military...
要在加州从头再来真的不容易 and start over again in California.
我要亲自道歉 为在那次交易中我本人的角色 And I apologize, per se, for my role in that deal, per se.
对于所有促成今晚的活动 And to all ofyou who put this evening together...
并且举办得如此精彩的你们 说声谢谢 it has gone beautifully, and thank you.
-莲娜 他还不知道呢 -会知道的 会知道的 -Lena, it hasn't hit him yet. -It will. It will.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
荷莉 贝勒 Hollie Baylor.
别睡着 听她讲 好吗 I want you to stay awake for this, all right?
我有点紧张 I'm a little nervous.
不过我们来了 But here we are.
很久没来了 It's been a while.
有种说法可以概括我们漫长的婚姻 There was this shorthand of a long marriage.
我俩是完全不同的两种人 但是却能融洽相处 We were complete opposites, and it worked.
我们本来计划派 The plan was to send...
我的儿子来代表全家 my son to represent the family.
我很怕你们会看着我 I was terrified that you would look at me and see...
认为是这个来自加州的女人抢走了他 that woman from California who took him away.
尽管我们家在加州只住了 Even though we only lived in California as a family...
18个月 27年前 for 18 months, 27 years ago...
我一直 能感觉到 I always...felt it.
这全是因为我曾经站在东京的一部电梯里 All because I was standing in an elevator in Tokyo...
这位英俊的上尉走了进来 and this handsome captain walked in...
他正准备回他在伊丽莎白镇的家 on his way home to Elizabethtown.
他订过婚 我也是 And he was engaged. And so was l.
不知何故我劫持了他 拖他去了迪斯尼乐园 And somehow I hijacked him and took him to Disneyland!
但是我们之间发生了一些事 But something happened between us...
并非是计划之中的 that was not part of the plan.
我们相爱了 We were in love.
让我来告诉你们一点失去了米彻的日子 Let me tell you a little bit about life without Mitch.
我想要熟悉米彻的车 I wanted to get to know about Mitch's car...
结果它差点吞了我 and it actually ate me.
我去银行 出纳员奇怪地看着我 I went to the bank and the teller looked at me strangely...
我回到家看着镜中的我 and I got home and I looked at myself in the mirror...
我的脸还是青的因为我 and my face was still green from a facial mask...
忘记了取下面膜 that I had forgotten to take off.
我打电话给我们30年来的保险经纪 And I called our insurance man of 30 years...
米彻实际上还帮过他儿子进入西点军校 whose son Mitch had actually helped to get into West Point...
我告诉他米彻走了 to tell him that Mitch was gone.
他两天没有给我回电 He didn't call me back for two days.
车 银行 保险经纪 整个世界 The car, the bank, the insurance man, the world.
我是说 没有人真的在乎 I mean, nobody truly cared.
不像我们 Not like us.
我一直想学踢踏舞 I always wanted to learn to tap dance...
所以我上了踢踏舞的课 so I took tap dance lessons.
我想学 是的 我是想学 And I wanted to learn...Yeah, I did.
我还想学有机烹调 And I wanted to learn to cook organically...
所以我也做了尝试 and so I attempted that.
我还修了马桶 And I fixed the toilet.
是的 全靠我自己 Yeah. All by myself.
我想要学会笑 And I wanted to learn to laugh.
米彻活着的时候我为什么就不能风趣点呢 Why couldn't I be funnier when Mitch was alive?
但是你们知道 我想明白了 风趣是需要时间的 Butyou know, I figured it out. It takes time to be funny...
它需要时间从生活中提取快乐 and it takes time to extractjoy from life.
所以我上了喜剧学校 So I enrolled in comedy school.
是的 我知道 我知道 Yeah, I did. I know, I know.
我是班上最年长的 谢谢你们 I was the oldest one in the class. Thank you.
老师让我们讲一个故事 And we were told to tell a story.
真实的 真正发生在我们身上的事 Something true, something that really happened to us.
于是我站起来 我讲了我的丈夫 So I got up there and I talked about my husband...
还有他留下的那份爱 and the love he left behind.
米彻死后的几天 A few days after Mitch died...
我正穿过院子 我看见了我们的邻居 I was walking through the yard and I saw our neighbor...
他是米彻的一个非常要好的朋友 鲍勃 who was a very good friend of Mitch's, Bob...
他见我走出大门 and he saw me coming through the gate...
他说 我对你丈夫的死深表遗憾 and he said, I am so sorry for your loss.
我知道他也需要感觉那种失落 And I knew that he needed to feel that loss, too...
需要分享 我想要帮他 and to share it, and I wanted to help him.
他用他的臂膀拥着我 他抱着我 And he put his arms around me, he cradled me...
他的拥抱更紧了 and his embrace tightened.
终于 有人真正地在乎 Finally, here was somebody who truly cared.
然后 And then...
我感觉了另外的东西 I felt something else.
一个大家伙 Something huge.
讲出来 讲出来 Let'sjust say it, let'sjust say it!
他勃起了 A boner.
我知道 I know.
勃起 这就是我所得到的 A boner, that's what I get.
我就是我想要样样事情自己动手的结果 That's what I get for trying to do everything myself.
勃起的鲍勃 我的邻居 Boner Bob, my neighbor.
亲爱的 Oh, dear.
他一直不变地爱着你们 He rooted for all of you.
我爱你 I love you.
这是献给你的 你最喜欢的歌 This is for you, your favorite song...
在某个周六的夜晚 on a Saturday night.
你真的把大家团结在一起了 Well, you really brought everybody together...
都是你的功劳 I'll give you that.
我有东西要给你 I have this thing for you.
这是一张非常独特的地图 It's a very unique map.
是给你长途跋涉开车回家用的 It's for your road trip home.
对 一张地图 Right, a map.
你答应过的 记得吗 You promised. Remember?
不 我当然记得 我记得 No. No, I do, I remember.
这是给你的 米彻 This is for you, Mitch.
自由鸟 对吗(林纳·史金纳的歌曲) Free Bird, huh?
-好了 我最好还是回到 -本身边 -Well, I better get back to...Ben.
他终于来了 He finally made it.
真的有本这个人吗 Does Ben even exist?
到了家打电话给我就好了 Just call me when you get home...
回到家再打 and not until.
我要你进入那种深深的 I want you to get into the deep...
美丽的感伤 想起所有发生的事 beautiful melancholy of everything that's happened.
这是一张很棒的地图 It's a great map.
-杰西 -继续 -Jessie! -Just keep going!
天哪 Oh, my God!
我是专业乘务员 请走这个出口 I am a licensed flight attendant! Use this exit, please!
作为告别的目光领域的鉴赏家 As a specialist in the field of last looks...
这个目光是非常典型的克莱尔式 this one was pretty iconically Claire.
朋友和邻居 齐聚在这里 Friends and neighbors, we are gathered here...
和我们亲爱的朋友最后道别 to say our final goodbyes to our dear friend...
米彻 Mitch.
来吧 将军 Come on, General.
克莱尔地图的路线 The route of Claire's map...
配有音乐和详细的说明 with accompanying music and detailed instructions...
将要花上42小时 would take 42 hours...
11分钟 and 11 minutes.
点火 Turn on ignition.
欢迎来到 与米彻共度的 公路旅行
开始你的旅行 不过跳过任何一个地方 Begin yourjourney and do not skip ahead.
她部署了整个的公路旅行 She had laid out the entire road trip...
并根据她亲自录制到CD上的音乐计算好了时间 and timed it to music she herself had put on CDs.
当然 那些歌都是经典的混音带歌曲 The songs, of course, were classic mix tape songs.
当然 是关于她的 About her, of course.
以及我们近乎浪漫的故事中的种种骚动 And the rich flurry of our almost romance.
60B出口 60B.
这是布鲁斯乐队 This is The Hombres.
她甚至为下一步将要发生的事都提供了音乐 And she had even provided music for what would happen next.
准确到分钟 Down to the minute.
惨败！ 麦克力制鞋垮台的内幕
糟糕 的设计
我们将继续存在 那鞋则不能
随心所欲 无所不能
你有五分钟时间可以沉迷在迷人的伤痛中 You have five minutes to wallow in the delicious misery.
享受它 拥抱它 抛开它 Enjoy it, embrace it, discard it...
继续前进 and proceed.
这条河将纳入密西西比河 Here is a river leading to the Mississippi.
这就是美国 她写道 This is America, she wrote.
如果人人都有一票可以决定米彻应该葬在哪里 And ifeverybody gets a vote where their Mitch gets buried...
这些有一些是我的米彻应该埋葬 here are a few where my Mitch gets buried.
或抛撒骨灰的地方 Or scattered.
停留30分钟 尝尝世界上最棒的辣椒 Pause for 30 minutes for the greatest chili in the world.
在孟斐斯的其它地方 And elsewhere in Memphis.
现在正是去俄内斯坦与海泽酒吧小憩 This would be a good time to stop in at Earnestine & Hazel's...
向拉斯问声好的好时候 and say hello to Russ.
你好吗 How you doing?
他挂在那地方已经有38年之久 He's hung onto the place for 38 long years.
他会告诉你一些故事 He'll tell you a few stories.
瞧 瞧这个 那就是布鲁斯 Look. Look at this. That's the blues!
就在拐角处 是洛林汽车旅馆 Andjust around the corner, the Lorraine Motel.
在那个旅馆的阳台上 马丁路德金最后深深吸了一口气 The hotel balcony where Martin Luther King drew his last breath.
他的死只是他的胜利的开始 His death was only the beginning of his victory.
你经过那座桥 穿越马克吐温的灵感 You go across the bridge traversing Mark Twain's muse...
杰夫·巴克利的灵堂 Jeff Buckley's funeral bed...
欢迎来到
阿肯色州 原生态之州
系紧安全带
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而晚风拍打着你的头发 as the night air whips through your hair...
你的脸 和另一扇窗 around your face, and out the other window.
甚至当你到达桥的另一端时 You can feel the soul of that dark water
你仍能感觉到那暗水的灵魂 even as you arrive on the other side.
有些音乐需要空气 Some music needs air.
放下你的窗口 Roll down your window.
-好了 很好 -我爱你 爸爸 -All right! Good! -I love you, Daddy.
我也爱你 德鲁 你想去哪里 I love you too, Drew. Where do you want to go?
-塔基 -肯塔基 -Tucky. -Kentucky?
早上好 Good morning.
你好吗 How you doing?
生存树 The Survivor Tree.
那是世界上我最喜欢的树 It's my favorite tree in the world.
我喜欢树 And I like trees.
这一曾经倍受期待的产品 This once highly-anticipated product...
可能会让整一代人重新选择赤脚 may actually cause an entire generation to return to bare feet.
悲伤很容易 因为那是投降 Sadness is easier because it's surrender.
我要说 要设法独自起舞 I say, make time to dance alone...
让一只手自由地挥舞 with one hand waving free.
看看我们 Look at us.
你和你那许多近乎伟大的计划 我和我的惨败 You with your many almost-great projects, me with my fiasco.
天哪 Oh, God.
我们两个都很努力 Both of us working so hard...
为了什么 for what?
我们多年前就该开始这段旅程了 We should have taken this trip years ago.
我想要回到家自杀的事实并不是你的错 And the fact that I wanna go home and kill myself is really not your fault.
为了什么 为了菲尔 For what? For Phil?
不 No!
不要迷路 Don't get lost.
前方是世界第二大农贸市场 Proceed to the second largest farmer's market in the world...
位于 located on...
世界第二大农贸市场路 The Second Largest Farmer's Market in the World Boulevard...
你可以在那里买一些后面路上要用的必备品 for some essentials for the rest of yourjourney home.
到宠物区 翻开关于斯伯林格斯班尼犬的书 Go to the pet area. Look inside the book about springer spaniels.
移步至 鞋区
找到陈列的一双斯帕魔卡鞋 Find a pair of Spasmoticas on display...
看里面 and look inside.
现在你已经到达了地图中的岔路口 Here you have reached a fork in the map.
你可以回到车里 剩下的提示将带你回家 You can go to your car and the rest of the directions will take you home.
或者 Or...
寻找一位戴着红帽的女孩 look for a girl in a red hat...
她在等你 并有一个另外的计划 who's waiting for you with an alternate plan.
探寻的道路上 No true fiasco...
永远不会有真正的惨败 ever began as a quest for mere adequacy.
英国皇家特种空勤队的一句格言就是 A motto of the British Special Service Air Force is :
不入虎穴 焉得虎子 Those who risk, win.
青藤的一颗嫩芽可以钻出水泥地 A single green vine shoot is able to grow through cement.
太平洋西北方的鲑鱼纵然伤痕累累 The Pacific Northwestern salmon beats itself bloody...
也要长途跋涉数百英里 on its quest to travel hundreds of miles upstream...
逆流而上 只为了一个目的 against the current, with a single purpose.
当然是性 Sex, of course.
但也是为了 But also...
生活 life.